A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at

him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where

he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

 

Now, his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor

party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while

your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

 

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your daughter's kindergarten teacher."

:lol