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Who was Jesus?


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My husband's theory is that Jesus was a white Cajun:

1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.

2. He could make his own wine.

3. And he wasn't afraid of water.

 

A black friend of mine had 3 good arguments that Jesus was black:

1. He called everyone "brother".

2. He liked gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

 

 

A Jewish friend had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 30.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

 

Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

 

My California friends also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

 

 

A good Irish friend then gave his 3 arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures.

 

 

But I have the most compelling evidence of all that Jesus was really a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

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