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Never Put a Woman To The Test


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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the

background checks, interviews and testing were done, there

were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman


For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a

large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you

will follow your instructions, no matter what the

circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife

sitting in a chair. Kill her!"


The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."


The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this

job. Take your wife and go home."


The second man was given the same instructions. He took the

gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five

minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I

tried, but I can't kill my wife."


The agent said, "You don't have what it take s. Take your

wife and go home."


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went

into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight

in a row. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the

walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened

slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her

brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to

beat him to death with the chair."


Moral: Never put a woman to the test!

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