dim Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr." After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricWiener Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Q: Do you know why camels are called the ships of the desert? A: Because they are filled with Arab semen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnellders Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 The second joke wins lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urumotherpucker94 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Funny, funny, what a faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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