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A cabbie picks up a nun.


She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome

cab driver won't


stop staring at her.


She asks him why he is staring.


He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I

don't want to offend you."


She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When

you're as old as I am and


have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see

and hear just

about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you

could say or ask that

I would find offensive."


"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun

kiss me."


She responds,


"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,

you have to be single and

#2, you must be Catholic."


The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm

single and Catholic!"


"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next



The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a

hooker blush.


But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts



"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you



"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must

confess, I'm married and

I'm Jewish."


The nun says, "That's OK.


My name is Jeff and I'm going to a Halloween





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