Piazza31 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Give him small children to eat 3 times a day for 80 years as well as a shrine for every section that each fan must pray at during the rest of the team's at bats, pitches, any moment when he's not involved in the play or at bat. Also, give him all of Antarctica so he can train his penguin army. Or Polar Bears. Whatever the hell is at the South Pole. Not only that, pay him in platinum bars. 500 a day. Offer him Presidency of the entire earth and half of Mars. And not only that, give him a Klondike Bar whenever he wants, no matter what he does. He has to do nothing for a Klondike Bar. ... AND HOPE HE ACCEPTS!!!! PRESIDENT OF EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishes on the Pond Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 What a HUGE bright spot for a dismal year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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