Jose vs Dan Haren

 

LF Cogs

2B Solano

CF Yelich

RF Stanton

1B LoMo

3B Polanco

SS Hech

C Mathis

JOFZ!

Yelich's first game in CF?

 

Edit: Guess I could have checked baseball reference first. Yes, this will be his first game in center.

Not sure why we're doing this with Cogs in left instead of third, but mmkay!

Need to make room for Polanco in the lineup, dude, he's a beast.

Need to make room for Polanco in the lineup, dude, he's a beast.

 

 

We need more headcake.

Preston still can't pronounce Giancarlo.

"Gee-on-carlo" he says.

He needs to drink less caffeine or layoff the crack.

GOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!

Coghlan the Lineup Formatter!

Good hit Jesusboy.

Cogs with a double.

Did Preston just say a 2-run fastball?

Ball four!

Here comes Yelich.

Did Preston just say a 2-run fastball?

 

Thank god for mlbtv

 

 

IDK, Carpenter and Santangelo are pretty shittastic.

No fucking idea, he sounds like Speedy Gonzalez to me.

Bases loaded for JOHN CARLO!

Yelich is not a bust.

I LIKE IT!

Two run single bitches!

Not enough Natitude.

Did Preston just say a 2-run fastball?

 

Thank god for mlbtv

 

 

 

IDK, Carpenter and Santangelo are pretty shittastic.

 

 

Not as bad as preston and tommy. Not even close.

 

 

 

Eh, I've heard from Nats fans even that they're horrifical. [Carpenter and Santangelo, I mean]

Uh oh, someone took a tumble.

Good job, Beefcakehead!

Dayum.

What's Ian Desmond's favorite song?

 

"Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin.