Starting Pitchers

TB: TBA

MIA: Dan Haren (0-0)

 

Starting line-ups are also TBA.

 

 

Don't forget to mention ZOMBIE NIGHT!!

 

 

Don't forget to mention ZOMBIE NIGHT!!

 

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I'm a little embarrassed. I didn't double check the date of game 1 and started the thread a day early. Oh well.

 

Also... ZOMBIES!!!

 

 

 

It's cool to have it up a day early anyway

 

 

Oh god it's the weirdo

 

 

Go Marlins?

 

Right?

 

I don't know anymore.

 

 

@True CRaysball - you do realize, via forum rules, that if the Marlins win this game (against YOUR team), you do have to make the next game thread, correct?

 

Just making sure you are aware.

 

 

Zombie Night. With T-Dog from The Walking Dead. Who was last in it, what, 2012?

 

Next month Meth Night with that foreign bloke who owned the car wash before Skyler White bought it from Breaking Bad.

 

 

In celebration of Zombie Night the team are going to walk to the plate and swing wildly at pitches like members of the undead, fall over while running the base paths and claim to have completed catches when the ball's not even in their glove.

 

You can guess the rest of this "joke" yourself.

 

 

Next month Meth Night with that foreign bloke who owned the car wash before Skyler White bought it from Breaking Bad.

 

Bogdan!

 

Or do you mean his eyebrows?

 

Fuck em both.

 

 

@True CRaysball - you do realize, via forum rules, that if the Marlins win this game (against YOUR team), you do have to make the next game thread, correct?

 

Just making sure you are aware.

 

​Please please please 9 game win streak

 

 

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​You know damn well he'll be in there today and tomorrow. Sunday will probably be a Mathis day.

 

 

RE-AL-MU-TO

 

clap clap clapclapclap

 

 

Next month Meth Night with that foreign bloke who owned the car wash before Skyler White bought it from Breaking Bad.

 

Bogdan!

 

Or do you mean his eyebrows?

 

Fuck em both.

 

​Do you know what Bogdan replied when asked what he does on his spare time on his computer?

 

eye-brows....

 

 

Once again, the crappy Orlando Magic are on, but because we play Tampa at least I can watch the game. Unfortunately I have to listen to the schmos from the Rays broadcast instead of Rich and Tommy.

 

Do they have a hot chick?

 

 

The Marlins tried to trade Jarrod Saltalamacchia this winter after the catcher’s first season on a three-year, $21MM pact was a struggle, but his salary was too great a deterrent.

 

 

mlbtraderumors. It was a Heyman article.

 

 

The one time Loria should have said "fuck it" and ate some money. *sigh*

 

 

mlbtraderumors. It was a Heyman article.

 

​Interesting. I wonder who our catcher would be.

 

​Probably would have been Realmutime.

 

 

Lineups:

 

Gee Dordon 2B

 

Yistian Chrelich LF

 

Stiancarlo Ganton RF

 

Mocheal Mirse 1B

 

Prartin Mado 3B

 

Ozcell Marzuna CF

 

Hot Garbage C

 

Warm Garbage SS

 

Han Daren P

 

 

mlbtraderumors. It was a Heyman article.

 

​Interesting. I wonder who our catcher would be.

 

​Probably would have been Realmutime.

 

​That would've been a disaster.

 

​I think he'd do better than Salty. He has pretty nice upside. Not a very high ceiling, but a pretty high floor. He won't be an MVP or start an All-Star Game, but he'll be a Major League starter for a long time.

 

 

Salty will be gone by trade deadline.

 

 

Salty will be gone by trade deadline.

 

​Not if he starts producing...somehow.

 

Like i said.... He will be gone.