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A Marine in Iraq notices a local teenager throwing spent shell casings with amazing speed and accuracy. He approaches the young man and says, "Excuse me, but my friend George Steinbrenner owns the New York Yankees. Would you like to play baseball in America?"

 

The young man says yes. When the Marine returns home, he tells Steinbrenner about the hot prospect. In only 6 months, the teenager becomes a starter and leads the Yankees to a World Series victory. After the title-clinching game, the hero calls home.

 

"Father," he says, "we won!"

 

Nonplussed, his dad replies, "I don't care! We've been going thru hell, your mother hasn't been seen since this morning, your sister was attacked last night, and your brother was beaten on his way home from school!"

 

"But Dad," the young man whines, "you can't blame me for that!"

 

"Like HELL I can't!" the father says. "You made us move to New York!!!"

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some guys, can't remember it was after 9-11.

 

but the streets really aren't that bad guys, about 13 years ago, it was dangerous to stop at a red light in many parts. its not like that anymore. you can actually walk around! NY isn't that dangerous, though with rudy gone the grafitti is coming back and the crime porbably is too. but still, its not bad, we're not having a death count on fox 5 like we used to.

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See what the New York life has done to your skin, SorianoFanHFW.

It is caused by the NY lifestyle or AIDS.

You could not survive 1 day on a beach in Hawaii and thats sad.

 

People in NY city have to stay indoors to avoid the crime and bad weather.

(See the girl in my avatar has a nice tan and she just a average Southern California girl not a celebrity).

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See what the New York life has done to your skin, SorianoFanHFW.

It is caused by the NY lifestyle or AIDS.

You could not survive 1 day on a beach in Hawaii and thats sad.

 

People in NY city have to stay indoors to avoid the crime and bad weather.

(See the girl in my avatar has a nice tan and she just a average Southern California girl not a celebrity).

I'm born that way! I don't know if I am that white (thoug close to it, the camera flash might of made me look whiter), but I can't help being white as much as soriano can't help being black!

 

I hate beaches.

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