November 6, 20169 yr It's his birthday. Did anyone remember to send the hookers or blow-up doll or blow-up hooker? Fuck, I forgot!
November 6, 20169 yr I'm gonna hold my breath for a [uSER=860]@el penguino[/uSER] post here. We're mortal enemies some days so I'm not sure if it is coming.
November 6, 20169 yr I offered to buy you a hooker for the day. You declined. Hold up, you did not offer that. I would've declined, but you didn't offer it.
November 6, 20169 yr Hold up, you did not offer that. I would've declined, but you didn't offer it. Maybe that was last year.
November 6, 20169 yr @Das Texan today ran down a list of my failures with women, that was his bday gift for me
November 6, 20169 yr @Das Texan today ran down a list of my failures with women, that was his bday gift for me I didnt go through them all. I just said you could be dating x woman, or x woman, or you could at least get laid with x woman. There were some that we didnt discuss dumbass.
November 6, 20169 yr I didnt go through them all. I just said you could be dating x woman, or x woman, or you could at least get laid with x woman. There were some that we didnt discuss dumbass. We discussed enough. I know you still bust my balls endlessly for the one from last year.
November 6, 20169 yr Author Maybe that was last year. So the hooker is past expiration date, big whoop
November 7, 20169 yr @Admin It's late congratulation, cause of a time zone difference. Next year I wish you and all of mb.com users will enjoy with some good thing, not like this season's end.
November 7, 20169 yr Thanks guys. I'm a year older and just as lame. On the plus side, I'm a lot smaller than I was on my last bday.
November 7, 20169 yr I'm a lot smaller than I was on my last bday. Keep playing with it and it should grow at least a little bit.
November 7, 20169 yr Keep playing with it and it should grow at least a little bit. Dude, if it worked that way I'd be bigger than Stanton
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