Obviously,we still not acquire Jansen.

 

 

Obviously,we still not acquire Jansen.

 

Good

 

 

Good

 

If you be our GM,how many wins we would have in the next season !?

 

 

Maybe I should be Marlins GM! That easy!

 

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At this point i say forget Kenley. Go after Perez, Encarnacion, and Hammel and call it an offseason.

 

I forget what lies you have told today, let alone this week.

 

 

Lol

 

 

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What if Edinson Volquez and Wei-Yin Chen can be not terrible again? Would the team still look bad? 

 

Lots of what ifs.

 

Marlins also scored the 27th most runs in baseball.

 

They have done nothing to improve that but say, well 2017 will be better!

 

 

Maybe I should be Marlins GM! That easy!

 

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you are a fucking joke.

 

delete your account.

 

 

you are a fucking joke.

 

delete your account.

 

Says a cincy fan. Ok. Lol

 

 

Says a cincy fan. Ok. Lol

 

Yet another lie from you.

 

 

Someone quickly forward Rydawgs epic sex post to Jansen before his marriage falls apart!

 

 

That's a long train

 

 

Why didn't we just threatened to take back the contract offered to force Jansen to make his decision ASAP !?

 

 

That's a long train

 

That's what she said!

 

 

It's a battle every day man

 

wanna switch? my 260 for your 190

 

 

wanna switch? my 260 for your 190

 

No thanks, been there done that

 

 

No thanks, been there done that

 

do it again, I'm too lazy to do it

 

 

do it again, I'm too lazy to do it

 

In all seriousness, do it. It seems impossible when you start but if I can do it, literally anyone can.

 

 

In all seriousness, do it. It seems impossible when you start but if I can do it, literally anyone can.

 

I'll try the next two weeks on a juice fasting like i did before when I lost 40lbs

 

 

Jansen got married today. Congrats. Now decide!

 

 

Thought he got married friday. 

 

 

That's awful dude!

 

I'm not sure how serious this is since we have so much sarcasm on these boards.  However, since  I am older than most on here I may be able to give some constructive advice.

 

I once was married to the above referenced milk less cow before I got divorced.  That marriage lasted only five years.  We didn't get divorced over sex but it didn't help.  I have now been married to my current wife for 14 years and I have been having great and frequent sex the entire time.

 

After that debacle of a marriage and the sex issues that I struggled with I was very self conscious and I thought there was something wrong with me.  To the point where I started reading a bunch of books about sex and pleasing a women and things of that nature.

 

What I learned is that for many women it's a mental thing.  It's almost like a dirty thing.  You have to help her remove that stigma or preconception that sex is this dirty necessary act that has to be done just to fulfill an obligation with your husband.  

 

What I am getting at is that they have to really enjoy sex in order to want to have it more often.  This is not a reflection on the man on how good he might or might not be in bed.  This all depends on the women. They have to learn how to please themselves before a man can please them.  They have to learn their bodies and what feels good to them so that in turn they can communicate that with you when you are having sex.  Once you know what pleases her or doesn't, then you are a better lover for her.

 

They have to achieve orgasms regularly so that they can continue to want to have sex on a more frequent basis. Once a women learns how to give herself an orgasm she can have them frequently if not every time she has sex.

 

Teach a women how to play with her clit and have a clitoral orgasm and she will love you forever.  Forget about deep penetration and the idea that size is the most important thing.  (Thank God for me)  A women's clitoris is the most sensitive and erogenous part of the vagina.  That's where most of her pleasure will come from.  Sex toys can help but again, it's not about size.  Focus on toys that stimulate the clitoris.  Oral sex is also important.  Guys, lick the clit!  Women love it.  Do it as often as you can.

 

Porn can be helpful but have caution with it.  It is very stimulating and it always leaves you and her wanting for more and more crazy shit.  You might wake up one day to your wife watching tranny porn trying to stick a dildo up your butt. Of course that has never happened to me.  I've heard stories.. hmmm

 

When I met my current wife she was fairly young but had a child already so she was no virgin.  She had her first orgasm with me and she went crazy.  She had never experienced an orgasm before.  I taught her to play with her self and I encouraged it. I'd call her from work when she was home and encourage her to play with herself for me on the phone and things like that. She felt great about her sexuality and the rest is history.  She wants it more often than me many times.  She tells me she feels like a sex goddess when we have sex.  It's an awesome feeling.

 

Just a few pointers from my experience.  Hope it helps!

 

I had to bring this golden post back up again. debating on whether I should read this as a bed time story to my wife.

 

 

I  think we still could make some moves while waiting for Jansen's decision.

 

 

Really so tired of checking  the updates of Jansen countless times everyday…