TaiwanMarlins Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Obviously,we still not acquire Jansen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted December 10, 2016 Author Share Posted December 10, 2016 Obviously,we still not acquire Jansen. Good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaiwanMarlins Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Good If you be our GM,how many wins we would have in the next season !? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Punisher Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Maybe I should be Marlins GM! That easy! [ATTACH]1252._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 At this point i say forget Kenley. Go after Perez, Encarnacion, and Hammel and call it an offseason. I forget what lies you have told today, let alone this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Punisher Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaiwanMarlins Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 [No message] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 What if Edinson Volquez and Wei-Yin Chen can be not terrible again? Would the team still look bad? Lots of what ifs. Marlins also scored the 27th most runs in baseball. They have done nothing to improve that but say, well 2017 will be better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Maybe I should be Marlins GM! That easy! [ATTACH]1252[/ATTACH] you are a fucking joke. delete your account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Punisher Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 you are a fucking joke. delete your account. Says a cincy fan. Ok. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Says a cincy fan. Ok. Lol Yet another lie from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Someone quickly forward Rydawgs epic sex post to Jansen before his marriage falls apart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted December 11, 2016 Author Share Posted December 11, 2016 That's a long train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaiwanMarlins Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Why didn't we just threatened to take back the contract offered to force Jansen to make his decision ASAP !? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rydawg Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 That's a long train That's what she said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 It's a battle every day man wanna switch? my 260 for your 190 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted December 11, 2016 Author Share Posted December 11, 2016 wanna switch? my 260 for your 190 No thanks, been there done that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 No thanks, been there done that do it again, I'm too lazy to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted December 11, 2016 Author Share Posted December 11, 2016 do it again, I'm too lazy to do it In all seriousness, do it. It seems impossible when you start but if I can do it, literally anyone can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 In all seriousness, do it. It seems impossible when you start but if I can do it, literally anyone can. I'll try the next two weeks on a juice fasting like i did before when I lost 40lbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerhead Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Jansen got married today. Congrats. Now decide! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Punisher Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Thought he got married friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Phenom Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 That's awful dude! I'm not sure how serious this is since we have so much sarcasm on these boards. However, since I am older than most on here I may be able to give some constructive advice. I once was married to the above referenced milk less cow before I got divorced. That marriage lasted only five years. We didn't get divorced over sex but it didn't help. I have now been married to my current wife for 14 years and I have been having great and frequent sex the entire time. After that debacle of a marriage and the sex issues that I struggled with I was very self conscious and I thought there was something wrong with me. To the point where I started reading a bunch of books about sex and pleasing a women and things of that nature. What I learned is that for many women it's a mental thing. It's almost like a dirty thing. You have to help her remove that stigma or preconception that sex is this dirty necessary act that has to be done just to fulfill an obligation with your husband. What I am getting at is that they have to really enjoy sex in order to want to have it more often. This is not a reflection on the man on how good he might or might not be in bed. This all depends on the women. They have to learn how to please themselves before a man can please them. They have to learn their bodies and what feels good to them so that in turn they can communicate that with you when you are having sex. Once you know what pleases her or doesn't, then you are a better lover for her. They have to achieve orgasms regularly so that they can continue to want to have sex on a more frequent basis. Once a women learns how to give herself an orgasm she can have them frequently if not every time she has sex. Teach a women how to play with her clit and have a clitoral orgasm and she will love you forever. Forget about deep penetration and the idea that size is the most important thing. (Thank God for me) A women's clitoris is the most sensitive and erogenous part of the vagina. That's where most of her pleasure will come from. Sex toys can help but again, it's not about size. Focus on toys that stimulate the clitoris. Oral sex is also important. Guys, lick the clit! Women love it. Do it as often as you can. Porn can be helpful but have caution with it. It is very stimulating and it always leaves you and her wanting for more and more crazy shit. You might wake up one day to your wife watching tranny porn trying to stick a dildo up your butt. Of course that has never happened to me. I've heard stories.. hmmm When I met my current wife she was fairly young but had a child already so she was no virgin. She had her first orgasm with me and she went crazy. She had never experienced an orgasm before. I taught her to play with her self and I encouraged it. I'd call her from work when she was home and encourage her to play with herself for me on the phone and things like that. She felt great about her sexuality and the rest is history. She wants it more often than me many times. She tells me she feels like a sex goddess when we have sex. It's an awesome feeling. Just a few pointers from my experience. Hope it helps! I had to bring this golden post back up again. debating on whether I should read this as a bed time story to my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaiwanMarlins Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 I think we still could make some moves while waiting for Jansen's decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaiwanMarlins Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Really so tired of checking the updates of Jansen countless times everyday… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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