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Last night was a typical night for the average college student- going to pizza hut, playing pool, watching escape from Sobibor, laughing at spitter articles...eventually I had to stop having fun with my friends and go to sleep a bit early for a saturday night (2:30 am, Not early for me but for everyone else). Everything is fine.

 

Now its 8:00 in the morning. I wake up and a beautiful snow storm has come out of no where and set im- now according to weather dot com, we're getting 18 inches of the white stuff.

 

But why would I wake up at 8:00? My friggin' brother informs me someone methodically (carefully as to leave no mess) ripped off all of my stuff of my door, pretty much Yankee and other baseball stuff or things I find amusing.

 

This same bastard(s?) stole my aaron boone picture from the front of the NY post saying "DESTINY!" and my Sam Adams postcard. I thought to myself, "This has to be some drunk, random Boston fan."

 

Once it appears that either the boone picture fell off or was non-violently pulled off and placed on the floor, so as a joke I wrote on my board:

"If you make one more move on my Boone poster, I'll cut your fu**ing balls off, I'll shove them up your fu**ing a**, I'll fu**ing bury you, I'll shove ice picks in your eyes, chop you fu**ing eyes up, and I will send them to your family so I can eat them for dessert."

 

Obviously this was a joke, because that's a quote from Robert Deniro from Analyze This. This is when both the Boone picture and sam adams card go missing some time friday night, with a pleasant "boone/yankees suck" message written on my board.

 

Then I write "1918 b***h" on my board, assuming this was just some really dumb Red Sox fan. I wake up and now I'm in the current situation I am in now

 

Here's what confuses me: I don't have any idea who did this. I'm extremely paranoid, if anyone was the least bit suspicious, I would probably be accusing them. However, there is no one I know that is so stupid, hateful, or a Boston fan. I don't know anyone who has a dislike more myself either, which makes this all the more confusing.

 

If the person did this out of an act of personal hate for me, this guy hates me and I don't hate him because I have no idea who this person can be. I have no enemies, I have no one I hate up here, only people I like. So, this is terribly confusing.

 

I guess I have to go to my RA for this, but what a weird turn of events right? What do you guys think?

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That sucks a**

 

Hope you can find him

me too, I really want tod estroy his stuff. Jesus did say, "turn the other cheek" and that's good advice, but what sort of precedent do I set if I do nothing (if I were to find the douche?) Please, destroy by stuff, nothing will ever happen back to you? I probably would have to do something, just what I don't know :mischief2

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That sucks a**

 

Hope you can find him

me too, I really want tod estroy his stuff. Jesus did say, "turn the other cheek" and that's good advice, but what sort of precedent do I set if I do nothing (if I were to find the douche?) Please, destroy by stuff, nothing will ever happen back to you? I probably would have to do something, just what I don't know :mischief2 it is true that "2 wrongs don't make a right" but...

 

"revenge is sweet" :D

 

Just don't do anything that could get you like arrested or something lol.

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"If you make one more move on my Boone poster, I'll cut your fu**ing balls off, I'll shove them up your fu**ing a**, I'll fu**ing bury you, I'll shove ice picks in your eyes, chop you fu**ing eyes up, and I will send them to your family so I can eat them for dessert."

 

Obviously this was a joke, because that's a quote from Robert Deniro from Analyze This.

:rolleyes:

 

you know, not everyone memorizes every f***ing line to a favorite movie of yours

 

hell i wouldnt think you were kidding

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you might want to tell your RA if this guy is really bothering you. also, i'm not clear if he stole your boone pic & sam adams card from the outside of your door, or if he took it from inside your room. if he just lifted something from your door, i think notifying the police / campus police is taking it too far.

 

is your room in a high traffic area (e.g. close to the elevator / stairs)? back when i was an undergrad, i found that these sorts of things just resolve themselves. eventually you'll hear someone doing something on your marker board and voila, you've caught your criminal.

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you might want to tell your RA if this guy is really bothering you. also, i'm not clear if he stole your boone pic & sam adams card from the outside of your door, or if he took it from inside your room. if he just lifted something from your door, i think notifying the police / campus police is taking it too far.

 

is your room in a high traffic area (e.g. close to the elevator / stairs)? back when i was an undergrad, i found that these sorts of things just resolve themselves. eventually you'll hear someone doing something on your marker board and voila, you've caught your criminal.

Yeah, why am I up 5 am in the morning? I was woken up 3:45 am by a bunch of laughing. Why? People were laughing at the fact that my board was ripped down! Evidently, we did catch the perpetrator: my brother woke up when he heard the board being ripped off.

 

So now we have caught the person and evidently he was in on it with a couple of his scumbag friends. Why? I don't even know the person.

 

Anyhow, he claims that the quote truly threatened him- yet he claims he was not repsonsible for ripping off the Boone picture to begin with. Why would you take the quote as a threat unless you knew you did something wrong?

 

Furthermore, I write quotes on my board all the time like:

"I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, and break your goddamn spine!"-Arnold Schwarznegger

"Oh, what a big man you are, eh let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show you how to chew it."-Al Pacino

 

This isn't nothing new. The guy is a liar, and if he gives me more crap I am thinking of taking up charges against him for harrassment. I hope it ends here, and I even shook his hand and said, "I don't know what exactly is supposed to happen, but it ends here."

 

He lowered his head in shame and went into a friends room. Now, because I'm a pessimist, I expect neighbor-like hell.

 

And these people call themselves christians.

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