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SongInTheAir

Are Jeter's Marlins Becoming Satanic?

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No more guys to check for crosses? What's next, no more "God Bless America" during the 7th Inning Stretch? 

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38 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

I never heard of these guys, are they just making people up?

If you've never heard of them, why did you fire them, Derek? 

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1 hour ago, SonOfJack said:

I never heard of these guys, are they just making people up?

That's a hilarious thought. The media gets together and decides to make up fake names to make the Marlins look bad. Come to think of it they could probably make up an All Star major league player and say Jeter traded him and I bet you casual fans will get upset.

Imagine that, nobody really knows our players anyways right?... "Marlins continue their fire sale, they just traded OF Mitch O'Reilly to the Reds even though he was in the midst of a 7 game hitting streak" ...I guarantee you the comments on social media will be hilariously bad! 

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11 minutes ago, SilverBullet1929 said:

That's a hilarious thought. The media gets together and decides to make up fake names to make the Marlins look bad. Come to think of it they could probably make up an All Star major league player and say Jeter traded him and I bet you casual fans will get upset.

Imagine that, nobody really knows our players anyways right?... "Marlins continue their fire sale, they just traded OF Mitch O'Reilly to the Reds even though he was in the midst of a 7 game hitting streak" ...I guarantee you the comments on social media will be hilariously bad! 

"MIAMI- the Florida (is that right? no one fact check me please) Marlins have traded LHP Rigoberto Pantuflas, SS Jesmikkles Washingtana, OF Darkwing Duck, 3B Cashiel Considerations, and C Roberto Roberts to the Yankees for a 1% share in the stock of the minor league Tampa Tarpons and a pair of pliers to be named later." 

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Just now, SongInTheAir said:

Darkwing Duck

This sounds like an awesome new superhero name.

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2 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

This sounds like an awesome new superhero name.

Are you Farkwing Fucking kidding me?

 

 

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3 minutes ago, SilverBullet1929 said:

What a bloody good team name that would be. 

I expect there will be a lot of applications

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