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9/10 Marlins vs Phillies - Game 1 of a 7 game series


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Just now, SonOfJack said:

He does it at home too

"Hey kids, watch my home run tapes from my Rookie of the Year season in 1996!"

Dad please, we've already watched them fifteen times this month ... we're tired.

"Check out this one! I hit it off a Hall of Famer. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Wow what a great swing."

Dad I'm going to be a water polo player now. I hate baseball because of you.

"Now son how are you going to ever show off your arm-side run in water polo?! I mean, my goodness!"

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Just now, SonOfJack said:

He would probably spill them all

Yams the Barista walks over to an occupied chair.

"Mr. Dickerson, here's your triple-shot of espresso."

Jordan, I'm over here in the showers, like a Dick. Just put it on the table!

"OK!"

(Dickerson walks out of the shower, Dick swanging everywhere.)

... Jordan where's my triple-shot of espresso?

"You said on the table, so I put it on the circular table with the hole in the middle!"

....... Jordan that's a fucking trash can.

 

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