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Prior to a game as a member of the Marlins, Bret Barberie was cooking a meal and accidentally rubbed his eye after cooking with chili peppers. The result left him out of the lineup for the day, as his eyes burned, and he ripped his contact.

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14 minutes ago, The_Punisher said:

Mike hill once traded this guy named Christian Yelich who is looking to have back to back MVP seasons.

That's cool, Yelich didn't want to be here.

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2 minutes ago, Michael said:

That's cool, Yelich didn't want to be here.

Neither does Brinson though, he prefers New Orleans 😞

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This thread is about the players I thought. If front office counts, just say “all of them ever”

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2 hours ago, SongInTheAir said:

Neither does Brinson though, he prefers New Orleans 😞

 

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Reynel Pinto- for taking off with a 1 Mil worth of jewlery and not paying for it... when his salary was like 350k, for not paying his agent and for being served while in uniform for the court cases attached to it.

Scott Olsen, for his DUI and fighting w the cops when david samson said every player had access to a car service 24/7.

Miguel Cabrera for not losing the weight the Marlins told him to lose, and eventually getting sent to Detroit.

Heath Bell for saying "Gods trying Him" and thats why he sucked.

Uggie Urbina for dousing 5 men in gasoline and rying to set them on fire in his backyard- then trying to attack them with a machete- to lose 10 years of his life in jail while his mother was just recoved after a kidnapping. He shoulda just taken them out and dropped em off a mountain in a jeep.

 

 

 

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