@Das Texan Why do you make following a sports team sound like such a major decision/commitment?
Are you become an investor in the team? Are you becoming a sponsor for them? Are you donating an extravagant amount of money to them?
Sports are a form of entertainment, whether you call yourself a fan or not is not that serious.
Does being a fan of the Marlins really ruin your life so much that you can't be bothered to call yourself a fan even if you're a disgruntled one? You know you aren't required to commit insane amounts of time and money to be a fan, right?
Why are you so p