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Missouri Cardinals @ Miami Marlins - June 12, 2019

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For YOUR Miami Marlins:

 

Curtis ".182 Should Leadoff" Granderson

Garrett "Don't Call Me Carrot" Carrot Cooper

Brian "I'm Actually Brett Carroll's Throwing Arm" Anderson

Starlin "Holy Shit I Am Still Hitting Cleanup? I Have Fewer Home Runs Than '.182 Should Hit Leadoff'" Castro

Harold "Call Me Hanley Again" Ramirez

Martin "Father Time Tried To Knock On The Door But Knocked Me Out Instead" Prado

Miguel "Glove First, Arm Second, Glove Third, Arm Fourth, Glove Fifth, Arm Sixth, Bat Seventh" Rojas

Bryan "I Only Start When Alfaro Needs a" Holaday

Jordan "Ya Man Good Luck I Hope You Kill It In Your Big League Debut" Yamamoto

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For Das's Missouri Cardinals:

 

Matt "I'm a Baseball Player Not a" Carpenter

Paul "Ladies Love" DeJong

Paul "Haa...aaahhh...ooh, I'm okay" Gold[sneeze]

Marcell "Oh-Ell" Ozuna

Yadier "I'm Back From the IL, Where I was Recovering From Being Old" Molina

Kolten "Got a Big" Wong

Dexter "Fairer" Fowler

Harrison "Bade Her? I Harldy Know Her" Bader

Miles "To Go Before The Marlins Are Relevant" Mikolas

 

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Just now, hovertical said:

opposite day?

 

I meant all the people in the thread prior to my post, friend. ❤️ 

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