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Curtis Granderson, Derek Jeter, and Money Laundering - PROOF

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It's no secret that Derek Jeter and Curtis Granderson were both Yankees of New York at one point as teammates. Now, as Marlins of Miami, Granderson essentially works for Jeter. Granderson is batting .189 but still plays almost every day.

 

A THEORY:

 

Curtis Granderson is helping Derek Jeter launder money. Granderson makes $1,750,000. Jeter lets him continue his dream of playing major league baseball. Granderson then gives that money back to Jeter in some clandestine manner that allows MLB to think that Jeter is paying for a team and not tanking plus lowering his own personal tax status. 

 

This may even be the case with guys like JT Riddle ($560,000), Starlin Castro ($11,857,143), and Jose Urena ($3,200,000).

 

In conclusion,

 

#fuckjeter

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24 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Can I get the tl;dr on this?

Jeter has dirty money. He washes it through guys like Curtis Granderson. Fuck Jeter, he is a criminal. 

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26 minutes ago, hovertical said:

103% FACTS

There are zero holes in this theory, making it no longer a theory, but a FACT.

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1 minute ago, SongInTheAir said:

Jeter has dirty money.  He washes it through guys like Curtis Granderson.

So he puts money in a shower with Granderson? That’s kinda weird.

Not to mention, it is a good way to ruin dollar bills.

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2 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

So he puts money in a shower with Granderson? That’s kinda weird.

Not to mention, it is a good way to ruin dollar bills.

yes

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6 minutes ago, GuitarPik said:

Lol. Do you still host trivia at link n hops?

That sounds like a trivia question to me.

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