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BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE

 

Max Scherzer pitched his latest game completely in the nude with the word NATIONALS painted on his chest, in protest of MLB forcing umpires to check him for sticky stuff.

 

Unfortunately the body paint proved to be sticky enough and deemed to be used for grip enhancement. Scherzer has been suspended 10 games but has also been offered a 15 video, $40M contract from Pornhub.

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Were they calling him out on something or was this the routine post appearance check?

Because I get it I hate this new thing and it's so annoying and stupid but I also can't stand people who think they're above everything and try and make a scene out of everything they disagree with. If this was a routine check then Max is super unprofessional here, it's not the umps faults, deal with it, grow up. 

Edit: Max lost his shit because Joe Girardi was calling him out multiple times so yea he had a reason for this. This is so stupid Manfred can't do anything right these days. 

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1 minute ago, el_gmac said:

Max didn't have to throw both tantrums before the Girardi incident, he's not exception to the search rule 

I agree, he was being a dick about it right from the start. Like he was above the rules.

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3 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

I think this is the one subject 100% of baseball fans agree on

 

Not only that, I'd almost guarantee a strike after the season because of his actions.  That's not to say the players are innocent here - they're just as much to blame, but I just don't see a scenario right now here they get along well enough to easily ratify a new CBA.

 

Meanwhile fans and the sport will suffer/get the shaft while billionaires and millionaires argue over who gets what, which will only push more people away from the sport.  I don't mean that as a knock on those that a wealthy - I don't care about that, just that they sit there bickering while average Joe who just wants to watch baseball gets kicked to the curb.

 

Sorry, Almost went into CBA stuff, but that's another topic.....

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Just now, SonOfJack said:

I feel like thats all we will talk about here this off-season

Absolutely.  Not like the Marlins will be making any moves anyway...........

 

I can see it now.....

 

Ng & Jeter - "with so much uncertainty of the CBA negotiations, we were really hamstrung and unable to make the moves we wanted to.  But we did sign Trout!   Joe Trout!"

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2 hours ago, el_gmac said:

Max didn't have to throw both tantrums before the Girardi incident, he's not exception to the search rule 

Didn't know this, I thought the tantrum was after the Girardi thing. This is exactly what I hate. Is he gonna do this every time?

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14 hours ago, rmc523 said:

Manfred apparently thinks the enforcement is "going very well."

He is such a fucking idiot. Havent listened to Samson’s take on the situation but the description says the interview was a disaster. If Samson, a guy who pushed strongly to get him in is turning on you, you know your doing something wrong

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14 minutes ago, Michael said:

I'd personally recommend keeping it that way. He doesn't deserve our attention.

I actually enjoy the show for the inside baseball information. Don’t care for him when he gets into politics and the like though.

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