hot4beckett Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Bathroom Break Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So they stopped the truck and he went behind the bushes. Then he came back and the other said "That was fast." "Well I need to take a s*** but I've got nothing to wipe my ass with." The other answers, "That's easy just go on back, pull out a dollar, and wipe your ass with it." "O.K." he says as he goes back over to the bush. Later he comes back with a really upset look on his face and says "That was a terrible idea. Not only did I get s*** all over my hands, I've got 4 Quarters Stuck up my ASS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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