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In Maine it is required by law that everyone bring their shotguns with them to church in case of an indian attack. I don't think anyone follows that law anymore.

 

In Maine, it is legal for women to mow the lawn topless.

 

In Portland, Maine, it is illegal to walk the streets with your shoelaces untied.

 

 

 

Here are a few I just found.

 

now in england, its illegal to hunt foxes...but its legal to shoot them .

 

You're not allowed to have sex with porcupines in the Florida, however any other animal is fine.

 

and in California your not allowed to peel oranges in bathtubs.

There is in fact an Illinois law that prohibits a number of things, one of which is a public erection, and another one of which is nude dancing. The prohibition against the public erection has never been challenged in the Supreme Court, but the prohibition against nude dancing has.

 

USA

While it is legal for theaters to show movies on a Sunday, it is only legal so long as (1) they have a permit from either the city or the county and (2) at least once monthly they show a religious or educational film

 

 

 

:lol found these on stupidlaws.com

Florida

 

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

 

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

 

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. :plain

 

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. Bet you didn't know that!

 

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. :whistle

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