Revenge

OOC: Wow. *applauds*. Great show. What a wonderful surprise! Very true, this is how RWF should of gone out, but it was great to get some IM's and be able to read this. Thank you! IC: Revenge is in the parking lot with Tanya. Revenge opens the back of his Hummer and inside is a full on bar! Revenge fixes himself a martini and Tanya has a screwdriver. Revenge lights a cigarette and takes a sip. Revenge: When I got the phone call, the phone call I never expected, I had some mixed feelings. First, I knew I would need to take my RWF Championship off of my wall, which is going right back. Revenge rubs the belt. Revenge: Second, I expected a match with Bradcore. I was PROMISED a match with Bradcore. Yet for some reason, RWF executives failed to give me what I, the champion, wanted. So let me say this. Revenge: Bradcore, one day we will run accross each other on the street. And when that day comes, you will be a bleeding pulp on the sidewalk. Don't think I'll ever forget your face. Same goes for the damn Redbitch Expr-ass. Revenge finishes off his drink and closes the door. Tanya gets in the Hummer and Revenge opens the door. Revenge: To the rest of you, I shall miss you all. The RWF was fun for me. It set me up for life. I can have anything, and never have to work again. I thank the RWF executives for that. Revenge: But to deny me a match with Bradcore is sickening. I'll see you in hell Bradcore. So very... very... soon. Revenge gets in the Hummer and drives off into the twilight.

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