Israel

Not a big poster, I've got a few other issues on my plate. I bought some pretty new nuclear subs this week.

Why am I not a celebrity? I hate you all. 955972[/snapback] You are a celebrity in my book. Here's a billion dollars. 955994[/snapback] Only a billion? You're getting cheap in your old age. 956004[/snapback] We have our own problems, Israel. We've decided to spend this money on tax cuts. 956035[/snapback] Fair enough, I guess I won't be able to buy those pretty new jet fighters I had my eye on.

Why am I not a celebrity? I hate you all. 955972[/snapback] You are a celebrity in my book. Here's a billion dollars. 955994[/snapback] Only a billion? You're getting cheap in your old age.

Why am I not a celebrity? I hate you all.

Go watch a rated R movie.

Rockies, if one of your pals blows up this Marlins kid, I might give your people some of me back.

Damnit Marlins, I'm tired of your ass visiting me. You want to know the reason that all those Muslim suicide bombers are attacking my cafes and night clubs? It's because you keep visiting. They want to take you out. So please, for my sake, and all my people's sake, do not visit me. PS: Ahuva is a slut.