Jennifer Lopez

and after that until your a latina version of Elizabeth Taylor I think I have her beat already.

Good impersonations: Bob Dole William Jefferson Clinton Dubya Al Gore Ron Jeremy Ben Franklin Al Bundy Gen Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna Johnny Reb Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Nina Myers Red Forman Roscoe P Coltrane Kimberly Bauer JBauer Sean Connery That's cold. And to think, I would have married you!

Jennifer i like women with thick asses like yourself. did you take Takeo Spikes on his offer? he said he was giving you the chance to be with "6 ft 1, 240 lbs of hot chocolate" screw him Jennifer, take me. ill give you want you want. ah hell just give me one night You have heard my request. A picture and your income is all you must reveal to become a finalist in the J-Lo marriage raffle.

umm Hilary uhh theres one problem... I like women. Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Jenifer. Are you married?

Annual Income: ....psht....nevermind The income doesn't really matter. I have plenty of money. But I do need to see a picture. You do know I don't date spanish guys.

Marry Me JLO !!!! hehe I need a picture and estimate of your annual income.

Jennifer: I am happily married. I see. I knew a man with such an exciting, firey personality would already be taken.

William, I invited her. I apologize if this will be a problem as I didn't forsee a dilemma in this situation. Kind regards. Al, you're so sexy with all those big words. Are you seeing anybody?

hey hey no fighting come on, let's pop some drinks and have a good converstaion No drinks. When I wake-up it'll be three days later and I'll be in a Vegas hotel room with a four karat diamond on my left ring finger. Although, four karats is tempting.

no i don't believe you have Already up on my man!?

i;m not talking about conan i'm talking about Vin diesel. i love conan he is one of the funniest guys in the world. were u saying conan went to harvard or vin? Conan has made too many jokes about me. He's so funny. I want to marry him.

Already looking for a new woman, huh? Just because I'm already ingaged to Matt Damon doesn't mean you can get over ME so quickly! Men are so insensitive.