Stop Rallying You Useless Bastards

 

Today Hillary Clinton is heading a woman's rights rally in Washington D.C. An expected 500,000 idiots are expected to come hear Hillary b***h and moan about the pay gap between men and women, how abortion is a right, and other pro-feminist agendas. There are two main problems:

 

1. Since when was Hillary the poster girl for Woman's rights. She did not really give a crap after her husband cheated on her, helped him cover it up, lied to the American people about it, and then tried to get our sympathy? You want some God damn sympathy, lose that zero and get yourself a hero girl. You don't need to take that s*** from yo' man, ho.

 

So what did Hillary teach us about being an independent woman? Let your man bang fatties on the side. Hillary as a poster girl for woman's rights is like having Du Pont Family hold a rally against pollution made by chemical plants, or Bush at a peace rally.

 

2. Why do people protest FOR the status quo? Think about it. If something is already happening and you STILL protest, you are just an a**hole. a**holes annoy people for no reason. If you are rallying for something that is already being done, your rally means nothing, thus your rallying only achieves the goal of being an ass.

 

Those jerks who rallied FOR the Iraq War were just as stupid. You know why? Because they rallied just for the sake of spiting hippies, not to actually achieve anything. These pro-fetus killing people are protesting for a right they already have, so they are pretty much just spiritng all those religious lunatics who are against abortion. That just makes them douche bags. In my honest opinion, protesting for something totally stupid is more honorable than protesting for something normal that is already the status quo.

 

Here's an example. A million people march on Washington for Gato's Rights. Gatos do not need rights so they're stupid people, but at least they are rallying for something they want done. Now think about a group of million people protesting for water bottles being legal. Sure, water bottles are good and SHOULD be legal, but they already are! Go get a life and stop doing stupid, annoying, and spiteful crap that gives the stupid media something useless to talk about. God forbid they have to actually talk about something of substance.

 

This reminds me of all of those jerks protesting for Gore to win the election over Bush. Bush won three recounts, he won the state, he won the election, and the jerks and the press got attention for this stupid ass cause. Who gives a crap about the constitution and the electoral college, we WANT Gore to be president, so we're going to protest like abunch of god damn morons anyway.

 

So if the Hillary "Ra Ra Usless Abortion Rights" Rally gets 500,000 people, we automatically have 0.002% of America is totally stupid. Actually, let's make that .004% of America is stupid, because Hillary multiplies the stupidity by two.

 

We should annex part of Canada and put all of these morons in their own crappy country, I call it "Moron Land."

 

Sure it is a little big for 500,000 people, but they need room for all their rallying and hippy communes. They could make their own little utopia, with rent controls, price ceilings on drugs, a 90% tax rate, and of course as much abortion, woman's rights, and civil rights as they need, even if the "rights" are robbing other people of their's.

 

If we can put all this stupidity somewhere else, we might be able to save our society.

 

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according to cnn, it's a rally "for women's reproductive rights" and a few "anti-abortion activists" will be protesting too....

 

hehe, i loves my cnn

and a few "anti-abortion activists" will be protesting too....

Yea, the College Republicans group from my campus was going down today to protest. I guess the way they explained it, the pro-abortion groups only reserved the streets, so the anti-abortion groups reserved the sidewalks (or something like that).

Yes, the funny thing is one of my coworkers made the trip up there. What a bunch of idiots.

We should annex part of Canada and put all of these morons in their own crappy country, I call it "Moron Land."

 

Sure it is a little big for 500,000 people, but they need room for all their rallying and hippy communes. They could make their own little utopia, with rent controls, price ceilings on drugs, a 90% tax rate, and of course as much abortion, woman's rights, and civil rights as they need, even if the "rights" are robbing other people of their's.

 

If we can put all this stupidity somewhere else, we might be able to save our society.

 

 

 

we should start a petition and circulate this, i'm sure we can get enough signatures. getting the land wouldn't be a problem since we practically own canada. but we should send them to an island so they wouldn't be able to cross borders so easily. how about iceland??? damn liberals... hillary could be president and bill could be in charge of the Department of Safer Oral Sex and the currency could be the "loser". and when they get outta control we nuke them.

 

 

As for Clintoon News Network they can become the state media.

Hmm, we did once invade and occupy iceland in WW2, but we can always do it again.

 

Feel free to petition this. I would find it hilarious.