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How many Bush admin member does it take..., ...to replace a light bulb?

 

How many members of the Bush Administration are

needed to replace a light bulb?

The answer: SEVEN...

 

(1) One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be

replaced.

 

(2) One to attack and question the patriotism

of anyone who asks questions about the lightbulb.

 

(3) One to blame the previous administration for

the need of a new lightbulb.

 

(4) One to arrange the invasion of a country

rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs.

 

(5) One to get together with Vice President Cheney

and award a $1 million no-bid contract to

Halliburton Industries for supplying a lightbulb.

 

(6) One to arrange a photo-op session showing Dubya

changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight

suit and wrapped in an American flag.

 

(7) And finally one to explain to Dubya the

difference between screwing a lightbulb and

screwing the country.

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