Just post your stories about instances where you got a boner and didnt' want one. As soon as I think of one, I'll post. Until then, here are a couple I found out on the internet.

 

I used to get the math class boner.

 

Not that I was sexually attracted to Algebra, but I would always get hard at that time of day. It sucked because when the bell rang I couldn't stand up and had to make some excuse like I was finishing homework.

 

-ChieF_WiGGuM_, IGN Message Board User

 

my only one was in maths class. i was just chillin n then i got hard, but i didnt mind as i was sittin down and no-one could see it.

 

then i got called up to solve the puzzle on the whiteboard...

 

:plain

 

-mace., IGN Message Board User

 

Nothing is worser than laying down at my Orthadonitist and getting a bonner cuz its right up and u cant do a damm thing about it and then everyone can see it ahh man thats so the worse thank god its never happened to me im suprised too cuz they love to put there breasts in your face...thank god i get these stupid braces off tommorow.

 

-SESideWinder21, IGN Message Board User

 

ahh, so many boner moments. I share the same math boner problem, probably because that's the class where you get lost the most and end up saying F it and daydreaming or looking at some chick.

 

So we have this event in my city called "Band Day" (how origional) where all the school bands march and crap. So my school marches and we all wait on the sidewalk for our band director to bring our stuff (bookbags etc.) so we can leave. We all sit there for like 3 hours before anyone contacts us, the douche says "I left your stuff at the school, go get it". So finally we start arranging ways to get to the school. I end up in a minivan with literally 13 people in it, people on the floors, laps, everywhere. So I sit down and my friend/crush sits on my lap. OMFG (this was freshman year people) I thought about being all smooth and stuff, even managed to do some lame-ass crap like rub her arm and bounce her on my leg, but I ended up having to concentrate on a slowly growing boner for the ~10 minute trip. It got up to about 75% when the van hit a bump and the girls butt hopped into the air and LANDED ON IT, combo of pain and embarrassment.

 

-AirNik, IGN Message Board User

Umm. I used to think that women would be offended if I was aroused during a make out session.. I was wrong, but I wish I'd known that then.

LMAO! that last one was gold.

 

I used to get boners in Geometry my freshman year, probably because I would put my head down and go to sleep and I guess dream.

 

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Ok, I just remembered one I had. This one time, I just got this huge ass boner for no reason. I mean, it was stiking straight out. Anyhow, I was tired and forgot I had it relatively quick. Well, I decided to go to bed. So I went to my room, stood at the end of my bed and jumped forward, landing flat, stomach first. Lets just say I was wide awake real quick.

 

Now for another story I found.

 

my worst moment was when my friend slept over. he noticed I had morning wood.. normally this wouldnt be so horribly bad, but the a**hole decided to punch it... ow.. he didnt hold anything back.. that really hurt.. needless to say, I couldnt sleep anymore..

then there was the boner while saluting the flag, but that wasnt nearly as bad

 

-BlackDragon2025, IGN Message Board User

 

Hah, I remember the video we watched in grade 6 Sexual Education.

 

Theres a whole class standing standing on benchs for school pictures, then you hear the narrator in the cheesy voice: "Here's Steven, due to the randomization of picture day, he is told to stand beside Michelle, the most beautiful girl in the whole school. Watch and see what happens." So he stands up and sits beside her, and Willy attacks, and of course he bumps a girl infront of him from behind, and she screams and they all turn around and laugh at him.

 

Thats not the end, however...

 

So a month later we have OUR pictures, when the firs thing that pops into my mind was Michelle from 2 months ago's Sex Ed...

 

Up he comes, and in the picture sure enough, to this day you can see him...In all his humungeous glory.

 

-YodaTheMighty, IGN Message Board User

Ok, I just remembered one I had. This one time, I just got this huge ass boner for no reason. I mean, it was stiking straight out. Anyhow, I was tired and forgot I had it relatively quick. Well, I decided to go to bed. So I went to my room, stood at the end of my bed and jumped forward, landing flat, stomach first. Lets just say I was wide awake real quick.

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NO! Aaaaaghhhh!!! THE AGONY!!! :o

Here's the best one I've found yet.

 

"ok ok ok...i just remember my 8th grade... this will top all of you....

 

i was standing there talking to some hot ass chick when... boingingingigng.... i was holding my gateraid bottle... then i got all nervous cuz she started flirting and i droped my bottle... then as it was falling it landed on my boner and bounced foward spilling all over her!

it was so obvious it bonced off my boner to... like it jumped off a diving board... jeez.... but then after that day a lot of girls started to talk to me.. "

 

-clorq, IGN Message Board User

Here's the best one I've found yet.

 

"ok ok ok...i just remember my 8th grade... this will top all of you....

 

i was standing there talking to some hot ass chick when... boingingingigng.... i was holding my gateraid bottle... then i got all nervous cuz she started flirting and i droped my bottle... then as it was falling it landed on my boner and bounced foward spilling all over her!

it was so obvious it bonced off my boner to... like it jumped off a diving board... jeez.... but then after that day a lot of girls started to talk to me.. "

 

-clorq, IGN Message Board User

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HAHAHAH!!!

 

Wow!

 

I drop things in front of hot girls too... but never had quite that problem. :lol