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The Condom Reef

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A huge floating reef made up of millions of disposed condoms has been discovered in the mid Pacific. The condom mass is two miles long, up to sixty feet deep, and in places so tightly compressed that a small plane could be landed on it.

 

The mass was discovered by the Australian Oceanographic Laboratory Outpost on Macquarie Island in the South Pacific. Scientists there explained that the accumulation, which consists almost exclusively of condoms, is explained by a principle of physics called "like aggregation." Like aggregation is caused by the massing of similar objects due to ocean currents and winds, the response of the objects to the earth's magnetic field, and other factors.

 

The tendency of dust to clump and mass in a house or under a bed is explained by the same principle.

 

The Australian scientists are mapping the reef by satellite because it is a serious marine hazard. The world disposes of an estimated 300 million condoms a year.

 

 

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The world disposes of an estimated 300 million condoms a year.

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At least people still practice safe sex.

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Safe sex is more common than ever, you clown.

 

At any rate, that's funny as hell. Imagine the poor SOBs that would have to clean that mess up.

The world disposes of an estimated 300 million condoms a year.

:o

At least people still practice safe sex.

792943[/snapback]

Safe sex is more common than ever, you clown.

 

At any rate, that's funny as hell. Imagine the poor SOBs that would have to clean that mess up.

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Safe Sex is making a come back.

I sure as hell wouldn't want to clean that up!

The world disposes of an estimated 300 million condoms a year.

:o

At least people still practice safe sex.

792943[/snapback]

Safe sex is more common than ever, you clown.

 

At any rate, that's funny as hell. Imagine the poor SOBs that would have to clean that mess up.

792986[/snapback]

Safe Sex is making a come back.

I sure as hell wouldn't want to clean that up!

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Safe sex was never practiced before.

The world disposes of an estimated 300 million condoms a year.

:o

At least people still practice safe sex.

792943[/snapback]

Safe sex is more common than ever, you clown.

 

At any rate, that's funny as hell. Imagine the poor SOBs that would have to clean that mess up.

792986[/snapback]

Safe Sex is making a come back.

I sure as hell wouldn't want to clean that up!

793000[/snapback]

 

Safe sex was never practiced before.

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It isn't a new idea.

I think a lot of it may have come from California, especially St. Fernando Valley in California, the home of over 99% of Pornography made in the U.S.

The world disposes of an estimated 300 million condoms a year.

:o

At least people still practice safe sex.

792943[/snapback]

Safe sex is more common than ever, you clown.

 

At any rate, that's funny as hell. Imagine the poor SOBs that would have to clean that mess up.

792986[/snapback]

Safe Sex is making a come back.

I sure as hell wouldn't want to clean that up!

793000[/snapback]

 

Safe sex was never practiced before.

793169[/snapback]

 

It isn't a new idea.

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Safe sex didn't become a big movement until the mid-late 80s. Before that, no one really cared and condoms were used for 2 purposes:

 

1. Covering the muzzle of rifles if soldiers would be in wet areas

2. Soldiers in foreign lands banging foreign (read: diseased) women.

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