June 24, 200521 yr This thing is awesome. :mischief link Woe unto thee, O thou Mesopotomian harlot, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon! :plain
June 24, 200521 yr Take heed, O thou child of Jezebel, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!
June 24, 200521 yr Take heed, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will see your pomegranates wither!
June 24, 200521 yr Woe unto thee, O thou who art a byword for idiocy, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts! :plain
June 25, 200521 yr Author Hear this, O ye creature of the pit, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons! :plain
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