Jason Vargas:

 

Hair

 

She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy

I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright.

I'm hairy high and low,

Don't ask me why; don't know!

It's not for lack of bread

Like the Grateful Dead; darling

 

Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there, hair!

Shoulder length, longer (hair!)

Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy

 

CHORUS:

Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)

Flow it, Show it;

Long as God can grow it, My Hair!

 

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees

Give a home to the fleas in my hair

A home for fleas, a hive for bees

A nest for birds, there ain't no words

For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my

 

CHORUS

 

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy

Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty

Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining

Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen

Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided

Powdered, flowered, and confettied

Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

 

O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,

Then my hair's too short!

Down to here, down to there,

Down to where, down to there;

It stops by itself!

doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot

 

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go

when they see me in my toga

My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it

Hallelujah I adore it

Hallelujah Mary loved her son

Why don't my Mother love me?

:lol A Simpsons staple.

 

If he actually uses that song he instantly becomes my favorite Marlin.

what if he cut his hair during the offseason?

 

he had already said he was thinking of cutting it, but decided against it because he was doing well at the time

what if he cut his hair during the offseason?

 

he had already said he was thinking of cutting it, but decided against it because he was doing well at the time

 

 

Than it will be a very very sad day.

 

 

 

Miguel Cabrera:

 

And they're like, it's better than yours

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

 

I could teach you but I have to charge

Damn right it's better than yours

And they're like, it's better than yours

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

 

The boys are waiting

La,La,La,La,La

Warm it up

La,La,La,La,La,

The boys are waiting

La,La,La,La,La

Warm it up

La,La,La,La,La

 

Watch if you're smart

Just the thieves get caught

It can't be bought

Techniques that freaks these boys

You want me to teach thee

I see you're on it

 

I could teach you but I have to charge

Damn right it's better than yours

And they're like, it's better than yours

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

 

I could teach you but I have to charge

Damn right it's better than yours

And they're like, it's better than yours

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

 

The boys are waiting

La,La,La,La,La

Warm it up

La,la,La,La,La

The boys are waiting

La,La,La,La,La

Warm it up

La,La,La,La,La

 

I think it's time

The way I whine

They lose their minds

What the guys go crazy for

The thing that makes me

I know you want it

 

But I have to charge

I could teach you

Damn right it's better than yours

And they're like, it's better than yours

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

 

But I have to charge

I could teach you

Damn right it's better than yours

And they're like, it's better than yours

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Damn right it's better than yours

I could teach you but I have to charge

 

Oh, once you get involved

Everyone will look this way, so

You must maintain your charm

same time maintain your halo

Just get the perfect blend

Plus what you have within

Then next his eyes will squint

Then he's picked up your scent

 

La,La,La,La,La

Warm it up

La,La,La,La,La

The boys are waiting

La,La,La,La,La

Warm it up

La,La,La,La,La

The boys are waiting

 

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like, it's better than yours

Damn right it's better than yours

I could teach you but I have to charge

 

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like, it's better than yours

Damn right it's better than yours

I could teach you but I have to charge