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75 Year Old Porn Star

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A 75-year-old grandad has become a porn star in Russia after wandering into a porn movie audition by mistake, Ananova said Wednesday.

 

David Bozdoganov wandered into the Gorodcki production company studios after mistaking posters for new erotic actors as an advert for a muscle man show.

 

Director Alexander Plahov said: ?We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples simulating sex on stage when I saw this old guy standing at the back.

 

?I wandered over to ask him to leave, but then I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. I thought, ?This could be an original idea?.

 

?And I was so right ? all the movies we?ve made with David have been huge successes.?

 

The pensioner?s biggest hits have been The Old Neighbor and The Handyman at Work.

 

But Plahov added: ?His female co-stars always complain because David believes in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it on his erection before a scene, so it?s rather smelly.?

 

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/03/22/grandpa.shtml

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