So, I stop at Burger King and try one of those Western Whoppers. It was slow today, and the manager told one of the employees could go home and come back later if she wanted to. She then got all flustered and upset because it would be too expensive for her to leave and come back because she lives an hour away. At that moment I thought to myself, "Who the f*** drives an hour to work at Burger King!?"

There are probably over a hundred Burger Kings within an hour of me.

LoL i have 20 BK's within 5 miles.

The closest Burger King to me is an hour and 30 minutes away. :|

The real question here is...did you get a western mustache too?!

Well, not so much a western mustache, but it did get a little thicker.

I think there are at least four or five burger kings in my area that I can walk to