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a stupid but funny forward I got

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> > Subject: We should be dead!

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> > People over 35 should be dead.

> >

> > According to today's regulators and

> bureaucrats, those of us who were

> >kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the

> early 70's probably

> >shouldn't have survived.

> >

> > Our baby cribs were covered with bright

> colored lead-based paint. We

> >had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors

> or cabinets, and when we

> >rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention

> the risks we took

> >hitchhiking).

> >

> > As children, we would ride in cars with no

> seat belts or air bags.

> >Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day

> was always a special

> >treat.

> >

> > We drank water from the garden hose and not

> from a bottle. Horrors! We

> >ate

> > cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop

> with sugar in it, but

> >we were never overweight because we were always

> outside playing

> >

> > We shared one soft drink with four friends,

> from one bottle, and no

> >one actually died from this. We would spend hours

> building our go-carts out

> >of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find

> out we forgot the

> >brakes. After running into the bushes a few times,

> we learned to solve the

> >problem.

> >

> > We would leave home in the morning and play

> all day, as long as we

> >were back when the street lights came on. No one

> was able to reach us all

> >day. No cell phones. Unthinkable!

> >

> > We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64,

> X-Boxes, no video games at

> >all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies,

> surround sound, personal

> >cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat

> rooms.

> >

> > We had friends! We went outside and found

> them. We played dodge ball,

> >and sometimes, the ball would really hurt. We fell

> out of trees, got cut

> >and broke bones and teeth, and there were no

> lawsuits from these accidents.

> >They were accidents No one was to blame but us.

> Remember accidents?

> >

> > We had fights and punched each other and got

> black and blue and

> >learned to get over it. We made up games with

> sticks and tennis balls and

> >ate worms, and although we were told it would

> happen, we did not put out

> >very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us

> forever.

> >

> > We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and

> knocked on the door, or

> >rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them,

> instead of email and

> >chat rooms.

> >

> > Little League had tryouts and not everyone

> made the team. Those who

> >didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

> Some students weren't as

> >smart as others, so they failed a grade and were

> held back to repeat the

> >same grade. Horrors!

> >

> > Tests were not adjusted for any reason. Our

> actions were our own.

> >Consequences were expected. The idea of a parent

> bailing us out if we broke

> >a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the

> law. Imagine that!

> >

> > This generation has produced some of the best

> risk-takers and problem

> >solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have

> been an explosion of

> >innovation and new ideas.

> >

> > We had freedom, failure, success and

> responsibility, and we learned

> >how to deal with it all. And you're one of them!

> Congratulations.

> >

> > Kind of makes you want to run through the

> house with scissors?

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