August 19, 200818 yr The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue. "Can I see your license and registration, bub?", the cop inquired. "But officer," the fellow started, "I can explain..." "Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer. "You're going downtown to sit a while till the sarge gets back." "But, officer, I think you really should know..." "I said to shut yer trap! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the sarge is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," shot back the sap in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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