September 15, 200817 yr Marsha was reading a newspaper, while John was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," Marsha said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," John said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Marsha said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," John said. "How sweet," Marsha said. "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half over," John said.
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.