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The Blonde and the heart attack


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A blonde gets home early from shopping & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.


She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating & panting.


'What's up?' she asks.


'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband.


The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just

as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up & says,


'Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Rosie is hiding in your closet, &

She?s got no clothes on!'


The blonde slams the phone down & storms upstairs into

the bedroom, right past her husband, & rips open the

Closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally

Naked & cowering on the closet floor.


'You rotten bi**h,' she screams.


'My husband's having a heart attack, & you're running around naked scaring the kids!!'

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