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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die".

 

1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.

 

2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.

 

3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.

 

4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.

 

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.

 

"You're going to die," she replied.

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