November 28, 200817 yr Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan put his over her crotch. They then called the police. The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Red Sox cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Yankees cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Yankee fan said, ''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Yankee cap, there's an asshole under it.''
November 28, 200817 yr Why did they put caps over her privates and what the hell was the Orioles fan doing at a Red Sox and Yankees game? :headscratch
November 28, 200817 yr Why did they put caps over her privates and what the hell was the Orioles fan doing at a Red Sox and Yankees game? :headscratch Right. Maybe if they just placed a yankees cap.... Still sort of funny though.
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