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Nuns in the North Pole

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Two eskimos in the north pole wander up to the only catholic church in the north pole. They knock, and the priest opens the chruch door.

 

Eskimo 1: Excuse me, but are there any nuns at this Church?

 

Priest: No, there are no nuns in this church. I run it on my own.

 

Eskimo1 turns to Eskimo 2: See I told you so!

 

Eskimo 2: Well, ask him the other question!

 

Eskimo 1 turns back to the priest: Are there any nuns in all of the North Pole?

 

Priest: Hmmmm, no, I don't know of any nuns that are in the North Pole.

 

 

 

 

Eskimo 1 turns back to Eskimo 2: See, I told you you banged a penguin

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