Man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

 

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of

golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and, while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

 

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

 

"Well, I remember lifting the cow's tail and yelling to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

I don't remember much of anything after that."