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Jay Leno: SARS & Toilet Seats

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Tonight Show with Jay Leno

 

 

 

Jay Leno: "According to the latest medical report, this SARS thing is worse than previously thought. They now say SARS can live on a toilet seat for four days. You know what that means? We're wearing these masks at the wrong end! Imagine that -- it lives on a toilet seat for four days?! You know I did that once after eating at Taco Bell."

 

 

 

 

:lol :lol :lol :lol

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