el crustachio

he must be ill

first thing i hear when i switch to the mets broadcast: "ballet like"

i just wish maybe they would give all the ushers a beer before the game and ask them all to just have a good time and take it easy. everyone would be happier

the roof was open and there was a nice breeze and it was quite fun

ladies and gentleman i believe we have witnessed the first walk taken by jesus in over a month

he seems have been saving his extra gassy 4 seamers for later innings too

its always been gare bear

i love baseball

garret. garett. garett.

yesterday there was also some crochety old guy who went crazy yelling at some kids who where holding up a little sign and cheering for cooper or something. he was telling them to shut up and that no one could see their tiny sign anyway

just spoke to the guy from customer service and honestly he listened to me go on for a bit and he was very polite. im genuinely surprised they even answered my email, and i think this is one of the best customer service experiences ive had. now the question is will it happen again on sunday

it all worked out in the end

rolling garret out for the 5th is very bold

are you a dad, because you should consider it, what with the jokes

he must live in a cold weather state like pennsylvania or montana to be so gloomy

erick trying to be very noncontroversial after that big soler take

I'm going to the Mets game on Sunday and if it happens again, I'm legit going to ask for my money back. Its playing on a loop through my head and its so absurd, the whole thing

sac fly ERICK

I'm debating how much effort I want to put into this, I'm pretty lazy as things go. Also, he was older than most, probably a manager, and seemed more like a guy who has gotten very comfortable with his quiet easy job at empty marlins games. I sent them an email and I think I'm going to read the room based on their response. In general though, I have found that the ushers are kinda like security in the airport, some will let a few extra pound on your bag slide, and let you in to the express lane if its empty, and others will charge you 70 dollars if your bag is at 50.1 pounds. Its funny to me that they have 8k fans and theyre harrassing me because I moved up to the empty front row of my section.

jahn

It was pretty lame, im not gonna lie

well its among qualified hitters, which is 3.1pa per game. berti is higher overall, but not by that much

ok but do you know whats weird, jorge soler leads the marlins in walk rate

This the second time this has happened this season. Me and my friends/ brother/ people around us are cheering, heckling, etc. and this wack ass security guy comes over and tells us to settle down. I think it was the same guy, 2 different times weeks apart. The first time he even threatened to kick us out. This is clean heckling, standard stuff like booing at a pickoff attempt or calling players dumb corny names (the guy next to us was calling Josh Bell, churchbell. such high quality content), no cursing or actual insults. There were some Yankees fans nearby and they were laughing at the thought of being shushed at a ballgame. There was even a second attendant nearby and he was legit embarrassed. When you're averaging 8k fans and the energy is like a library, maybe don't harass the few guys that are showing up and showing out. We're just trying to have some fun