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I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot in fact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target. But her mom, a huge Trekkie, dresses as Spock making Fox jealous. She dressed as Dikembe Mutombo, eating potato chips while gratefully turning tricks. Her costume was made out of Lucky Charms which caused me to throw up all the potato chips. After meeting Megan at solid gold, I told her to call me wild stallion man. Later that day i took her to my house and offered her the Pythagorean theorem which made her vomit and die momentarily before she came back alive. She blew me in my eye so I cried. She then exploded. The doorbell rang and her mom, dressed as Spock, clutching Castle Greyskull, started to say, "PLAYOFFS?!?, We're talking Chewbacca being a fantasy of her daughter's. Chewie undresses to show his incredibly large and fertile chest hairs. To be continued... In a galaxy close to McDonald's, there was an apple pie special 2 for 1, That Andy VanSlyke thought was exceptionally awesome and fun. Sid Bream called for a recount on how Bush won the Heisman. Bush never won, but Mark Lemke dated Khloe Kardashian. Eeeew, that girl had an affair with John Candy; but the worst thing about it is that he was already dead. Zombies like sex with Aaron Carter and Nick Carter, but not Prince.

I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot in fact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target. But her mom, a huge Trekkie, dresses as Spock making Fox jealous. She dressed as Dikembe Mutombo, eating potato chips while gratefully turning tricks. Her costume was made out of Lucky Charms which caused me to throw up all the potato chips. After meeting Megan at solid gold, I told her to call me wild stallion man. Later that day i took her to my house and offered her the Pythagorean theorem which made her vomit and die momentarily before she came back alive. She blew me in my eye so I cried. She then exploded. The doorbell rang and her mom, dressed as Spock, clutching Castle Greyskull, started to say, "PLAYOFFS?!?, We're talking Chewbacca being a fantasy of her daughter's. Chewie undresses to show his incredibly large and fertile chest hairs. To be continued... In a galaxy close to McDonald's, there was an apple pie special 2 for 1, That Andy VanSlyke thought was exceptionally awesome and fun. Sid Bream called for a recount on how Bush won the Heisman. Bush never won, but Mark Lemke dated Khloe Kardashian.

I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot in fact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target. But her mom, a huge Trekkie, dresses as Spock making Fox jealous. She dressed as Dikembe Mutombo, eating potato chips while gratefully turning tricks. Her costume was made out of Lucky Charms which caused me to throw up all the potato chips. After meeting Megan at solid gold, I told her to call me wild stallion man. Later that day i took her to my house and offered her the Pythagorean theorem which made her vomit and die momentarily before she came back alive. She blew me in my eye so I cried. She then exploded. The doorbell rang and her mom, dressed as Spock, clutching Castle Greyskull, started to say, "PLAYOFFS?!?, We're talking Chewbacca being a fantasy of her daughter's. Chewie undresses to show his incredibly large and fertile chest hairs. To be continued... In a galaxy close to McDonald's, there was an apple pie special 2 for 1, That Andy VanSlyke thought was exceptionally awesome and fun. Sid Bream called for a recount on how Bush won the Heisman.

I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot in fact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target. But her mom, a huge Trekkie, dresses as Spock making Fox jealous. She dressed as Dikembe Mutombo, eating potato chips while gratefully turning tricks. Her costume was made out of Lucky Charms which caused me to throw up all the potato chips. After meeting Megan at solid gold, I told her to call me wild stallion man. Later that day i took her to my house and offered her the Pythagorean theorem which made her vomit and die momentarily before she came back alive. She blew me in my eye so I cried. She then exploded. The doorbell rang and her mom, dressed as Spock, clutching Castle Greyskull, started to say, "PLAYOFFS?!?, We're talking Chewbacca being a fantasy of her daughter's. Chewie undresses to show his incredibly large and fertile chest hairs. To be continued... In a galaxy close to McDonald's, there was an apple pie special 2 for 1, That Andy VanSlyke thought was exceptionally awesome and fun. Sid Bream called

I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot in fact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target. But her mom, a huge Trekkie, dresses as Spock making Fox jealous. She dressed as Dikembe Mutombo, eating potato chips while gratefully turning tricks. Her costume was made out of Lucky Charms which caused me to throw up all the potato chips. After meeting Megan at solid gold, I told her to call me wild stallion man. Later that day i took her to my house and offered her the Pythagorean theorem which made her vomit and die momentarily before she came back alive. She blew me in my eye so I cried. She then exploded. The doorbell rang and her mom, dressed as Spock, clutching Castle Greyskull, started to say, "PLAYOFFS?!?, We're talking Chewbacca being a fantasy of her daughter's. Chewie undresses to show his incredibly large and fertile chest hairs. To be continued... In a galaxy close to McDonald's, there was an apple pie special, that Andy VanSlyke

I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot in fact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target. But her mom, a huge Trekkie, dresses as Spock making Fox jealous. She dressed as Dikembe Mutombo, eating potato chips while gratefully turning tricks. Her costume was made out of Lucky Charms which caused me to throw up all the potato chips. After meeting Megan at solid gold, I told her to call me wild stallion man. Later that day i took her to my house and offered her the Pythagorean theorem which made her vomit and die momentarily before she came back alive. She blew me in my eye so I cried. She then exploded. The doorbell rang and her mom, dressed as Spock, clutching Castle Greyskull, started to say, "PLAYOFFS?!?, We're talking Chewbacca being a fantasy of her daughter's. Chewie undresses

I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot in fact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target. But her mom, a huge Trekkie, dresses as Spock making Fox jealous. She dressed as Dikembe Mutombo, eating potato chips while gratefully turning tricks. Her costume was made out of Lucky Charms which caused me to throw up all the potato chips. After meeting Megan at solid gold, I told her to call me wild stallion man. Later that day i took her to my house and offered her the Pythagorean theorem which made her vomit and die momentarily before she came back alive. She blew me in my eye so I cried. She then exploded. The doorbell rang and her mom, dressed as Spock, clutching Castle Greyskull

I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot in fact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target. But her mom, a huge Trekkie, dresses as Spock making Fox jealous. She dressed as Dikembe Mutombo, eating potato chips while gratefully turning tricks. Her costume was made out of Lucky Charms which caused me to throw up all the potato chips. After meeting Megan at solid gold, I told her to call me wild stallion man. Later that day i took her to my house and offered her the pythagorean theorem

Looking ahead at 2009 9-5-08 CHARLESTON SOUTHERN W 9-12-08 TROY W 9-19-08 TENNESSEE L 9-26-08 at Kentucky W 10-10-08 at Louisiana State L 10-17-08 ARKANSAS W 10-24-08 at Mississippi State W 10-31-08 vs. Georgia @Jacksonville, FL L 11-7-08 VANDERBILT W 11-14-08 at South Carolina L 11-21-08 FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL W 11-28-08 FLORIDA STATE W 4 losses next year. Go with that thought.

Texas Tech, yes. Bama, no. If Bama went undefeated, they woulda been the SEC champ. UF is the best team in the nation because they beat the last 2 #1 teams to earn that role. If 'Bama went undefeated that means that they would have beat UF... which basically means you're saying the only way to become NC is to beat UF. Bias irrefutably concluded... all your arguments are now weakened... thanks for playing This is how I prove it PWG. Bradford: Big 12 opponent defenses ranked an average of 88.3 nationally. McCoy: Big 12 opponent defenses ranked an average of 86.9 nationally. Tebow: SEC opponent defenses ranked an average of 26.2 nationally. SEC plays mostly against SEC, ergo, weaker offenses benefiting defenses... Big 12 mostly plays Big 12, ergo, same principle... That doesn't prove it. That just says that the SEC had better defenses overall despite playing within the division that, as I'm trying to show, would support that. Let's use a hypothetical NFL example. If your in a division with 4 other really sucky teams... and you have to play them 2x each... you're probably gonna reel off 8 wins right there and put up big numbers offensively and defensively. So that's half your schedule right there artificially inflating everything you do. So if the SEC has some craptastic offenses and the defenses are (at the very least) decent... what do you think the result is going to be? Same for the Big 12... if a team has to face TTU, UT and OU (and KU et al) and they're gonna put up offensive numbers... the defenses aren't going to put up good numbers. You're ignoring this by showing me rankings, but ignoring the fact that the rankings are skewed You're using circular logic to prove your point. This isn't solved without head to head matchups.

Texas Tech, yes. Bama, no. If Bama went undefeated, they woulda been the SEC champ. UF is the best team in the nation because they beat the last 2 #1 teams to earn that role. If 'Bama went undefeated that means that they would have beat UF... which basically means you're saying the only way to become NC is to beat UF. Bias irrefutably concluded... all your arguments are now weakened... thanks for playing An SEC rep had to play for the title for it to be legit this year. Where in the hell do you pull this sh*t out of??? Easy. Alabama was the #1 team in the nation for how many weeks? If they didn't play for the title, it was going to be UF. Outside of the Big 12 and SEC, there wasn't a legit contender.

Texas Tech, yes. Bama, no. If Bama went undefeated, they woulda been the SEC champ. UF is the best team in the nation because they beat the last 2 #1 teams to earn that role. If 'Bama went undefeated that means that they would have beat UF... which basically means you're saying the only way to become NC is to beat UF. Bias irrefutably concluded... all your arguments are now weakened... thanks for playing This year, yes. An SEC rep had to play for the title for it to be legit this year. Since UF made it to the SEC title game, and then to the BCS title game, of course the champ had to go through UF to claim the National Champ.

Texas Tech, yes. Bama, no. If Bama went undefeated, they woulda been the SEC champ. UF is the best team in the nation because they beat the last 2 #1 teams to earn that role. If 'Bama went undefeated that means that they would have beat UF... which basically means you're saying the only way to become NC is to beat UF. Bias irrefutably concluded... all your arguments are now weakened... thanks for playing This is how I prove it PWG. Bradford: Big 12 opponent defenses ranked an average of 88.3 nationally. McCoy: Big 12 opponent defenses ranked an average of 86.9 nationally. Tebow: SEC opponent defenses ranked an average of 26.2 nationally. Which indicates why the Big 12 had such high offensive stats.

Texas Tech, yes. Bama, no. If Bama went undefeated, they woulda been the SEC champ. UF is the best team in the nation because they beat the last 2 #1 teams to earn that role. If you haven't guessed by now, I was exaggerating by saying that FAU is on par with Utah. I guess I have to spell everything out clearly for the people that want to pick a bone.

I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot infact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target. But her mom, a huge Trekkie, dresses as Spock making Fox jealous. She dressed as Dikembe Mutombo, eating

Keep drinking the "Hater-ade" people. It just shows how jealous you are of a great system that could come back mostly intact to do it again next year.

Puma, stop being a douche. Fish Dynasty, I have my facts straight, which is why I stated that as of the finals polls, this was their finish. PWG, the best Big 12 defense (Texas), allowed 339.9 yards per game. SEC's best (bama/Tenn) only allowed 263. per. No wonder their QB's had ridiculous numbers. Out of those juggernauts you listed, only Citadel, Arkansas and Tenn didn't play in a bowl game. Let's compare that to Michigan, Utah State, UNLV, Weber State, Colorado state, San Diego State. Pretty obvious they had a softer schedule. Going back to Tebow, by the votes, more people thought he was deserving of the Heisman than any of the Big 12 dudes, as evidenced by the 1st place votes. It's a shame that they make people choose 2nd and 3rd, instead of 2nd being given to the guy with the 2nd most votes. How's that for a flawed system? You bring up Big 12 defense vs SEC defense, thanks for that. Lemme pose this question to you... Is the Big 12 defense bad because the offenses are so good? Or how about the SEC, are their defenses allegedly good because the offenses suck there, sans FLA? Also, the reason the voting system is set up the way it is for Heisman voting is to eliminate regional bias. It seems to have done its job. The Big 12 offenses are good becuase their defense is bad. SEC offenses didn't put up Big 12 numbers due to the great defense in the SEC. In comparing the three quarterbacks, you can't go strictly on season stats. If so, Tebow couldn't compete with McCoy and Bradford. But if you study the numbers, you see that Tebow is just as effective -- if not more so -- and does it against far better competition Since McCoy has thrown more than 100 passes than Tebow and Bradford has thrown about 70 passes more than McCoy, we had to find even ground to compare all three. So look at passing yards per pass attempt and touchdown passes per pass attempt.Bradford: 10.1 yards per pass attempt, TD passes on 11 percent of his pass attempts. McCoy: 9.2 yards per pass attempt, TD passes on 8.5 percent of his pass attempts. Tebow: 9.4 yards per pass attempt, TD passes on 10.4 of his pass attempts. Fairly even, right? Now let's look at how they run the ball, which is a big part of McCoy and Tebow's game. Bradford: 65 yards, 1.6 yards per rush, 5 TDs. McCoy: 576 yards, 4.5 yards per rush, 10 TDs. Tebow: 564 yards, 3.7 yards per rush, 12 TDs. We just eliminated Bradford in this three-way study. Now what about the quality of the defenses these quarterbacks performed against? Take the national average of the conference opponents in total defense each QB faced. Bradford: Big 12 opponent defenses ranked an average of 88.3 nationally. McCoy: Big 12 opponent defenses ranked an average of 86.9 nationally. Tebow: SEC opponent defenses ranked an average of 26.2 nationally. Put another way, the worst SEC defense Florida faced was Arkansas at 73rd. Six of the nine defenses Oklahoma faced were worse than 73rd and six of the eight Texas faced were worse than 73rd. Add it all up and that's why Tebow should win the Heisman.

This is Utah we're talking about. Can you please get real? If they were sooo good, there woulda been a split national champ. Everybody knows most of the BCS related voting is a crock and very much a popularity contest. Most recent example (not counting this farce) is Ohio State playing against Texas despite being ranked lower than Boise at the time. OSU was picked because they'd garner more ratings. UF is picked because they're a major school... "No names" like Utah have to have twice the resume a UF or OSU or OU would have to surpass them, rather than just being better. Utah has one claim no other team does... being undefeated. They can't be shot down for not beating quality teams, they have... they've beaten everyone they've gone up against... much like UF beat LSU (which goes into my "bigger schools getting ranked higher than they should argument"). You can't cite that and not qualify Utah's wins. The fact is.. they WERE soooo good... they're undefeated, they beat some very quality teams, whereas UF is from the OMGSEC, so they get these phantom quality points that come from reputation and not from performance, these same phantom points that gave LSU their high ranking and Georgia and numerous other examples... Had UF lost to a ranked team in an away game and run the rest of their table, this wouldn't even be a conversation, it'd be UF... but to lose at home to a pretty mediocre school, regardless of whether it was by one point or 7... it happened. Utah could have faltered at any time and nobody would have held it against them, but they didn't... they don't have a blemish. You can point out UF outranking them in certain Offensive or Defensive rankings, but you only have to rank high enough in those to beat your opponents, something Utah did in a manner unrivaled by any other school in the country... 13/13 - 100%. You can "Tebow" your way through any argument, but as long as UF has that "1" in their loss column and the nature of that loss is what we know it all to be (at home, to an unranked team) it's the giant blot on superman's cape that can't be dry cleaned. Um, UF did lose to a ranked team. Ole Miss was ranked 14/15 in the ESPN/AP poll and 25th in the BCS final polls. You do know Utah played 6 ranked teams this year, and Florida played 4.... Also, schedules are made 4-5 years in advance, so a game with Michigan which hurts SOS now, looked great when they shceduled it. Same with next year, they have games with Louisville and Oregon. We do not know how they are going to be, but 3 or so years ago both teams were NC contenders. I think MWC has proven that it is legit and it more deserving than other conferences out there. If you want to talk about schedules, traditional powerhouses Miami and Tennessee didn't help the Gators much either.

Puma, stop being a douche. Fish Dynasty, I have my facts straight, which is why I stated that as of the finals polls, this was their finish. PWG, the best Big 12 defense (Texas), allowed 339.9 yards per game. SEC's best (bama/Tenn) only allowed 263. per. No wonder their QB's had ridiculous numbers. Out of those juggernauts you listed, only Citadel, Arkansas and Tenn didn't play in a bowl game. Let's compare that to Michigan, Utah State, UNLV, Weber State, Colorado state, San Diego State. Pretty obvious they had a softer schedule. Going back to Tebow, by the votes, more people thought he was deserving of the Heisman than any of the Big 12 dudes, as evidenced by the 1st place votes. It's a shame that they make people choose 2nd and 3rd, instead of 2nd being given to the guy with the 2nd most votes. How's that for a flawed system?

I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot infact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target. But her mom, a huge Trekkie, dresses as Spock making Fox jealous.

I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot infact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target. But her mom, a huge Trekkie

This is Utah we're talking about. Can you please get real? If they were sooo good, there woulda been a split national champ. Everybody knows most of the BCS related voting is a crock and very much a popularity contest. Most recent example (not counting this farce) is Ohio State playing against Texas despite being ranked lower than Boise at the time. OSU was picked because they'd garner more ratings. UF is picked because they're a major school... "No names" like Utah have to have twice the resume a UF or OSU or OU would have to surpass them, rather than just being better. Utah has one claim no other team does... being undefeated. They can't be shot down for not beating quality teams, they have... they've beaten everyone they've gone up against... much like UF beat LSU (which goes into my "bigger schools getting ranked higher than they should argument"). You can't cite that and not qualify Utah's wins. The fact is.. they WERE soooo good... they're undefeated, they beat some very quality teams, whereas UF is from the OMGSEC, so they get these phantom quality points that come from reputation and not from performance, these same phantom points that gave LSU their high ranking and Georgia and numerous other examples... Had UF lost to a ranked team in an away game and run the rest of their table, this wouldn't even be a conversation, it'd be UF... but to lose at home to a pretty mediocre school, regardless of whether it was by one point or 7... it happened. Utah could have faltered at any time and nobody would have held it against them, but they didn't... they don't have a blemish. You can point out UF outranking them in certain Offensive or Defensive rankings, but you only have to rank high enough in those to beat your opponents, something Utah did in a manner unrivaled by any other school in the country... 13/13 - 100%. You can "Tebow" your way through any argument, but as long as UF has that "1" in their loss column and the nature of that loss is what we know it all to be (at home, to an unranked team) it's the giant blot on superman's cape that can't be dry cleaned. Um, UF did lose to a ranked team. Ole Miss was ranked 14/15 in the ESPN/AP poll and 25th in the BCS final polls.

Let's examine why Utah went undefeated. Utah plays in a bad conference, that does not have any automatic BCS bids. Utah had a weak out of conference schedule. Utah had a weak conference schedule. Utah beat one team that is half way decent, (Alabama), that many inside the SEC regarded as being overrated due to their own weak schedule. My personal feelings about 'bama aside, the Tide had nothing to play for. Their national championship bid was ended by Florida, and like Florida last year, lost their bowl game due to not having anything to play for and underestimating their opponent. Be jealous and hate all you want, but Florida walked away with the hardware. The only thing that's a travesty is Tebow not getting the Heisman, despite having the most 1st place votes.

I left the house to die. Regeneration is cool, only in dreams. Speaking of dreams, Megan Fox is pretty goddamn hot. So hot infact she gave me a gun shot to the leg and it hurt. However, after that she began to talk to me about how she absolutely loves to shoot at me. I cannot understand how she still works at Target.

Nope.