On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of

> whom loved to play together.

> One day, the two were playing when the horse fell

> into a bog and began to sink.

> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the

> chicken to go get the farmer for help!

> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

> Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for

> the farmer, but to no avail,

> for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

>

> Running around, the chicken spied

> the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the

> ignition, the chicken sped off

> with a length of rope hoping he still had time to

> save his friend's life.

> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but

> happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny

> Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the

> loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

> After tying the other end to the rear bumper

> of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove

> slowly forward and, with the aid of the

> powerful bike, rescued the horse!

> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back

> to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the

> wiser when he returned.

> The friendship between the two animals was cemented:

> best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later, the

> chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,

> began to sink and cried out to the horse to

> save his life!

> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and

> straddled the large puddle.

> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab

> his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the

> pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse

> pulled him up and out, saving his life.

>

> The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral)

> "When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a

> Harley to pick up chicks."

LOL!!!! :lol