May 1, 200422 yr Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Democrat, Republican or Southerner? What with elections coming up, we should all decide. Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 9 mm, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or Oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??" I like the Southern approach... :thumbup
May 2, 200422 yr Thats not funny. I don't get it all it is is a Democrat diss. Besides why the hell would a Republican care about family in that situation, shouldn't he be more worried that his money is going to be stolen and taxed? :thumbdown
May 2, 200422 yr I'm one of the few people out there that has the balls to believe that we have the right to own assault weapons...what is this taboo against killing violent people?
May 2, 200422 yr if somone put myself, my wife, or my children in a position of danger like that, im emptying a clip into his ass. Period.
May 2, 200422 yr if somone put myself, my wife, or my children in a position of danger like that, im emptying a clip into his ass. Period. So would everyone else except the hippies. :lol
May 3, 200422 yr Author if somone put myself, my wife, or my children in a position of danger like that, im emptying a clip into his ass. Period. Truer words never spoken. Wimpy libs don't get it. :lol
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