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Old Lady at a Baseball Game


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An old lady was at a baseball game. This was her first time at one and didn't fully understand the rules.


The Pitcher threw the ball and it was too high. The ump call ball. The Pitcher threw too low and the Ump called ball 2. The pitcher threw way outside and the Ump called ball 3. The pitcher in his last pitch threw too close to the batter and the Ump called ball 4. The batter drops his bat and starts walking to first base.


The old lady says to the man next to her, "He didn't hit the ball. How come he's taking a base."


"Because," the man says, "he's got four balls."


The old lady then stands up and shouts onto the field, "Walk proud, young man!"

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