Hillbilly Vasectomy

After having their eleventh child, a North Georgia Mountain coupled

decided that 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the

husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want

to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy

that could fix the problem, but it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get

a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light

it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and

count to 10."

The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in

the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can

next to my ear is going to help me.

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the hillbilly went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer

can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..."

At this point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and

resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas,

California, Ohio, and parts of Mississippi.