> Thanks to all my friends who have sent me such important emails in 2004!

> It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!

>

>

> Because of all of you: I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that

> it's good for removing toilet stains.

>

> I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with

> AIDS.

>

> I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorants because they

> cause cancer.

>

> I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk

> about seven blocks, for fear that someone might drug me with a

> perfume sample and then try to rob me.

>

> I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they will ask me to dial a

> stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls

> to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

>

> I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogen they contain

> may turn me gay.

>

> I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing more

> than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so

> that places like McDonald's can sell their Big Macs.

>

> I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick

> from the rat feces and urine.

>

> When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody, for fear that someone

> will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full

> of ice.

>

> I donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. That poor sick girl that

> was about to die in the hospital.. Funny thing, she never seems to

> get any older.

>

> I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made, expecting the $15,000 that

> Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their

> special email program.

>

> It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither

> did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland.

>

> But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to

> follow and I got a curse.

>

> IMPORTANT NOTE:

> If you don't send this email to at least 1200 people in the next ten

> seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7:00 PM . And I'm not kidding!

:lol

that's a goood one :lol