This is a conversation I had with a supposed female who is supposedly from Holland. The funniest f***ing convo I had. After the first couple lines, I realized I was talking to an idiot, so I decided to have my fun. I am stofflin. Enjoy.

 

 

 

 

 

stofflin: hi

mariakrmr : hi there

mariakrmr : My big man

mariakrmr : Hey sexy

stofflin: hey

stofflin: how's it going

mariakrmr : i'm fine

mariakrmr : you ?

stofflin: I'm going pretty good

mariakrmr : sorry for my bad englisch

stofflin: that's ok

mariakrmr : what are you doing there ??

stofflin: I'm just watching some tv

mariakrmr : porn?

stofflin: no

stofflin: Wrestling

mariakrmr : ok

mariakrmr : will you put up that pic from you

mariakrmr : with youre muscles

stofflin: ok

stofflin: lemme find it and I'll send it to you

mariakrmr : f*** , you are a big guy

mariakrmr : Hey sexy

stofflin: thanks

mariakrmr : how do you do that ??

stofflin: You're pretty hot yourself

mariakrmr : training ?

mariakrmr : i have a big head

mariakrmr : don't look at it

stofflin: hahahahaha

stofflin: Now you're just f***in' with me

mariakrmr : no

mariakrmr : i wish

stofflin: heh

mariakrmr : do you sport a lot ?

stofflin: no, not really

mariakrmr : no?

mariakrmr : just youre body?

stofflin: what?

mariakrmr : no sports

stofflin: no

mariakrmr : holy s***

mariakrmr : Hey sexy

stofflin: Although I do need to exercise more

mariakrmr : why that ?

mariakrmr : you are looking good

stofflin: Eh. I've gained a little bit of a gut since that pic was taken. I'm working on getting rid of it

mariakrmr : you can have it

mariakrmr : i think?

stofflin: I have to agree.

mariakrmr : no, you don't

mariakrmr :

stofflin: um

stofflin: ok

stofflin: Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers

mariakrmr : hahahahahhaha

mariakrmr : love it

mariakrmr : Come here you. Come on. Closer. Closer.

stofflin: I love it when you type real slow

mariakrmr : yes, i do

mariakrmr : hahahha

mariakrmr : Is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?

mariakrmr : Is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?

mariakrmr : Is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?

stofflin: I dunno, is it?

stofflin: lol

mariakrmr : dunno??

mariakrmr : explain please

mariakrmr : don't know s***

mariakrmr : help me

stofflin: dunno = don't know

mariakrmr : thanks mate

stofflin: you're welcom

mariakrmr : yw

mariakrmr : let's chat

mariakrmr : are you busy ??

stofflin: Ok

stofflin: no, I'm not

mariakrmr : ok

mariakrmr : i'm gonna ask

stofflin: ok

mariakrmr : do you mind ?

stofflin: no, not really

stofflin: ask away

mariakrmr : ok? hold on to youre head

mariakrmr : how do you say that

mariakrmr :

stofflin: what!?

mariakrmr : nevermind

stofflin: no, ask

mariakrmr : do you have a girlfriend ?

stofflin: no

mariakrmr : glad

mariakrmr : where are you living ?

stofflin: Maine, USA

mariakrmr : f***, that's far away

mariakrmr : nevermind

mariakrmr : how old are you ?

stofflin:

stofflin: 23

mariakrmr : that's better

mariakrmr : and what do you do there ?

stofflin: I live.

stofflin: lol

mariakrmr : i live too

stofflin: Yes!

stofflin: That means there's two people that do that

mariakrmr : no work ?

stofflin: yeah

stofflin: I'm a sales Agent for U.S. Cellular

mariakrmr : ok

mariakrmr : the hole week ?

mariakrmr : what are you selling ?

mariakrmr : what's a sales agant?

mariakrmr : i'm so stuppid

mariakrmr :

stofflin: I sell Cellular Phones.

mariakrmr : oh, nice

mariakrmr : and are living alone ?

stofflin: yeah

mariakrmr : i cum live with you

mariakrmr :

stofflin: Awwwwwwww... That's so cute.

mariakrmr : and animals ?

stofflin: I am an animal

mariakrmr : do you have those?

stofflin: No, just, me and myself

mariakrmr : you f***ing beast

mariakrmr :

stofflin: Hwar!

mariakrmr : what's that

mariakrmr :

stofflin: Manly noises.

mariakrmr : are you making them ?

mariakrmr : it funny

stofflin: I was

mariakrmr : and when you are cumming ??

stofflin: Oh, when I'm cumming I kinda make a high pitched sound that sounds kinda like cohwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

mariakrmr : hahahahhahhahhaa

mariakrmr : funny man

mariakrmr : i like you

mariakrmr : i sream in bed

mariakrmr : iiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

mariakrmr : aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mariakrmr : f*** me

mariakrmr : f*** me

mariakrmr : f*** me

mariakrmr :

stofflin: In the cornhole?

mariakrmr : everywhere

stofflin: You mean like the bus stop. Or McDonalds?

mariakrmr : not mc. donalds

mariakrmr : you gave me a idee

stofflin: oh

stofflin: and what's that

mariakrmr : mc. donalds

mariakrmr : for a f***

stofflin: ah

stofflin: But it was my idea.

stofflin: So I get the credit for it.

mariakrmr : you may come with me

stofflin: Oh thank you.

stofflin: That'd be such a long trip for a burger and small fry

stofflin: Oh wait

stofflin: then there's the happy meal

stofflin: Yeah

mariakrmr : hahahahaha

mariakrmr : happy meal

mariakrmr : lick me

stofflin: ok

stofflin: *lick*

mariakrmr : that's all??

mariakrmr : you can't handle a women ..

stofflin: I am hurt and sad

mariakrmr : i know

stofflin:

stofflin: I go now

stofflin: bye bye

mariakrmr : BYE BYE

That is an idiot :plain

damn, youre such a cocktease.

 

all that poor girl wanted was some cyber.

Nice.

:plain

:blink: that whole conv. was idiotic. i need to reflect on my life now...

freaky deeky dutch

Dood, why did you post my screen name?

 

I never thought this would make the light of a day.

Holy crap. I accidentally stumbled across this in Google. It was so funny I just had to give it a bump.