phoenix Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their > > wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged > > that he told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house > > cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a > > couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the > > dishes were all washed and put away. > > > > The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had > > given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, the > > cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but > > the next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes > > were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. > > > > The third man had married a North Carolina woman. He boasted that he old > > her tht her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn > > mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said > > the first day, he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see > > anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he > > could see a little out of his left eye, - enough to fix himself a bite to > > eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper. > > Got to love those North Carolina Women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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