Women

[phoenix]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

> > wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged

> > that he told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house

> > cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a

> > couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and

the

> > dishes were all washed and put away.

> >

> > The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had

> > given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, the

> > cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but

> > the next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the

dishes

> > were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

> >

> > The third man had married a North Carolina woman. He boasted that he old

> > her tht her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn

> > mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said

> > the first day, he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see

> > anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and

he

> > could see a little out of his left eye, - enough to fix himself a bite

to

> > eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

> > Got to love those North Carolina Women.

[MarlinFan10]

*takes down note*

 

"never marry a woman from north carolina" :mellow: